I puked a lego.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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