I wish life had little blips of pornography
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
