yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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