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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.

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(610): Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it. http://tfl.nu/867y

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.

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(479): Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits. http://tfl.nu/uo57

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(626): View more from California

you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys

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(626): you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys http://tfl.nu/7ncb

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(586): View more from Michigan

I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.

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(586): I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots. http://tfl.nu/8qei

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...

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(203): There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door... http://tfl.nu/wacl

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(304): View more from West Virginia

when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll

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(304): when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll http://tfl.nu/utzt

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(727): View more from Florida

It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.

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(727): It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm. http://tfl.nu/84qt

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.

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(651): Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize. http://tfl.nu/ao6w

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.

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(306): You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons. http://tfl.nu/ly4h

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(88): View more from

As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.

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(88): As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice. http://tfl.nu/ji6g

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.

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(+44): How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic. http://tfl.nu/9kr6

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.

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(816): Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it. http://tfl.nu/1im6

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(807): View more from Ontario

i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter

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(807): i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter http://tfl.nu/p7cr

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?

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(308): Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet? http://tfl.nu/pue4

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(518): View more from New York

I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.

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(518): I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed. http://tfl.nu/rfcq

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