His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here