Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Randomize
