I've blown a few things in my day
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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