There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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