yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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