Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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