Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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