the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Terrible idea I love it
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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