People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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