I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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