this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Someone came in the potted fern
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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