As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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