great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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