Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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