How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I have aggressive nipples.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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