We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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