just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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