you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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