im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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