So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
NoShamevember. You game?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize
