Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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