trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he puts the penis in happiness.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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