I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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