he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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