doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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