they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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