every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
nutella sex= disaster
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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