Moan for me like Helen Keller
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
In other news, I just burned my penis
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Randomize
