Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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