You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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