dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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