Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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