The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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