I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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