I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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