oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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