This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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