I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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