That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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