i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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