You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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