I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
