office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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