Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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