i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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