how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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