My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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